I went back and changed an answer I was iffy on, and now I'm a socialist, anti-government, isolationist, humanist libertine.
Oh good, that's much better.
Political compass tests are hardly scientific, and terribly prone to bias (the test-maker's and the test taker's), but still a fun way to blow off a rainy afternoon. I'll take the left-leaning and humanist parts, and I'd rather not have the government involved in whom I'm sleeping with, what I'm watching, or what I'm putting into my body, but isolationist and libertine? I'm like a slutty Switzerland.